Intercom Technician Gifts

Heaven Security.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"We've been cancelled."

HUAWEI 5G

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

The first transatlantic communication.

Networking

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Bell invents the telephone.

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

South America and Europe by phone.

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."