Intercom Technician Pillows

Heaven Security.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

HUAWEI 5G

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Networking

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

Bell invents the telephone.

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

South America and Europe by phone.

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."