Interactive Humorist Pillows

'Stuff falling out of the closet, old pizza turning green, dust bunnies blowing around...my room isn't messy, mom, it's interactive!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Football Chameleon

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Hardware and software

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"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Advertising on the internet.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.