Interacting Pillows

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Glance Exchange

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Next!'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Call me!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.