Interacting With People Pillows

"Things might run smoother, Johnson, if you take the 'cuss' out of customer."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Networking

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Glance Exchange

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Next!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Call me!"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Gesundheite!'

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"