Interacting With People Pillows

"Things might run smoother, Johnson, if you take the 'cuss' out of customer."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Networking

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Glance Exchange

"Recess does things to a man."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Next!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Call me!"

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Gesundheite!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"