Human Interaction Pillows

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

Very Needy. Please hug.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"So, what do you do for play?"

Glance Exchange

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

The Map of the Human Heart

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Next!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Call me!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10