Integrity Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm honest, but not scrupulously honest."

Businessman's Secret Handshake

Check your conscience, Senator?

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Integrity National Bank: Never Taken Over/Never Bailed Out/Never Closed

"Good gravy, man - find yourself another profession!"

Honest Forthright Transparent Easily conquered & very hard to find

Others will fight for you

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Man losing his honesty

Crisis of values

'At least he's honest.'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

The tortoise and hare