Integrity Admirers Gifts

"At least we have our integrity."

Others will fight for you

'Not here - home!'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

First love.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Crisis of values

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Man losing his honesty

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Check your conscience, Senator?

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Businessman's Secret Handshake

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Hall of Fame

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'