Integrity Champion Gifts

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Others will fight for you

'Who gets the decaf?'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

What Does God Know?

"You can always count on me."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Man losing his honesty

Crisis of values

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Check your conscience, Senator?

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Businessman's Secret Handshake

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Hall of Fame

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Manton Marble and the Scandal of Tilden's Presidency Bid