Integrity Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm honest, but not scrupulously honest."

Businessman's Secret Handshake

Check your conscience, Senator?

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Integrity National Bank: Never Taken Over/Never Bailed Out/Never Closed

"Good gravy, man - find yourself another profession!"

Honest Forthright Transparent Easily conquered & very hard to find

Others will fight for you

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

Crisis of values

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Man losing his honesty

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'