Integrity Admirer Pillows

A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

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First love.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Man losing his honesty

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

Crisis of values

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

Check your conscience, Senator?

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

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