Integrity Admirer Prints

A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

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First love.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Crisis of values

'At least he's honest.'

Man losing his honesty

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

She's good, but Mom's better.

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Check your conscience, Senator?

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

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