Integrity Appreciator Pillows

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Late-Onset Epiphany

Crisis of values

You've Got Mail

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Check your conscience, Senator?

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Businessman's Secret Handshake

"Let's change that to 'Please be seated'."

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

Clive James

"Let's try that again with a 'please' and 'thank you.'"