Insurance Warriors Gifts

"I got a clean bill of health but my insurance company refuses to pay it."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'I need to get a second opinion...from my insurance provider.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

National Boss Monument.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Stress

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."