Insurance Policy Buff Gifts

Plan 1, Plan 2.

"You're probably wondering. 'why do I need life insurance' - right?"

"Doctor Wilson believes in preventive financing, so regardless of your insurance, fill out this loan application form."

'We're going to cancel your dental health plan Mr Johnson, namely because you don't have any teeth.'

'You look sick. Why don't you see your health insurance underwriter to see what he'll allow your doctor to prescribe?'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"I told my wife this place didn't offer full medical benefits!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Jerry Brown.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

The spend is high

Danger ahead for the US economy.

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Uncle Sam and health care.

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

The Eurozone Explained

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

Political Integrity Explained

'I object!'