Insurance Awareness Pillows

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'

'Your bloodwork reveals a slightly worrisome health plan.'

Cyclist with Dollar Signs.

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

Distance to avoid contagion

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Obama Healthcare.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Coronavirus Global Alert

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.