Instagramming Pillows

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Cariactures

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Apple Pie Abduction

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Bubble gum leaves

Tiny Visions

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Pastries and Candy

Honest Vending

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Whose the new guy?"

"Moulting"

Phoenix