Instagram Addicts Pillows

'While I take photos with my phone and post to Instagram.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Ice shelfie.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

~ S.O.S.

Selfie

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"I need a more interactive you."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

tbt

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"So when do we go online?"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Selfbee

Traffic Offence Selfie

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Jealousy

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."