Instagram Addicts Pillows

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Ice shelfie.

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Selfie

"I need a more interactive you."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

tbt

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"So when do we go online?"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Selfbee

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Traffic Offence Selfie

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Grumpy Cow

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."