Instagramming Gifts

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Apple Pie Abduction

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Pastries and Candy

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Honest Vending

Bubble gum leaves

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Tiny Visions

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Whose the new guy?"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Tinnitus?"