Instagram Influencer Gifts

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"This gnocchi with sage butter looks nothing like my friend's Instagram photo."

"I'm thinking Tuscany would look sick on my Instagram feed right about now."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"Excuse me...which one would make me look nice on Instagram?"

"If I photograph the food for my Instagram page do I still have to eat it as well?"

Did you remember to post it on Instagram of his dinner before it killed him

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Mark Zuckerberg

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

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