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Radiologists in therapy.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'More government surveillance!'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Legalish

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Government Intelligence

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Graph to find your IQ

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Picasso'

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Obama's surveillance of America.

Report No Evil

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

CIA Espionage