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"And yet, I too am a still life."

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

'Picasso'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Tinnitus?"

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Russian bombers in California

Torn paper dinosaur

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

Gallery of modern art

Art Guidelines

'Cartoonist thinking'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

'You're definitely a winter.'

"Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'

Radiologists in therapy.

"One problem is we have a clash of styles."

"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'With his work it's always best to stand well back - so you can't see it.'

Man outside plastic surgery with big red nose.

"Girl, remove the signatures and all those cartoons are lowkey the same." "Bruh."

". . . and at your age, it wouldn't hurt to go see the blacksmith a little more regularly, too."

Eve eats forbidden fruit.

Two cavemen discussing a painting