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"I totally meant to do that."

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"Oh no! It's foot 'n' mouth season again."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

Scarcity

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Filling the Missile Gap

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Max Weber

The Real Russian history

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

I think I can...

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."