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'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

Psychiatrist analysing Sigmund Freud.

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"What's a debenture?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Will work for ETFs

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Stock market investment advice

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."