Insider Exposé Fan Gifts

"Putney, there's only one thing that keeps me from firing you. You know too much and could write a tell- all book."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"The overthinker"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Perfect Foil

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Black Hole Exhibit

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Self-realization.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Undercover Agent

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'