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"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Mohammad's motors

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Wikipedia...

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"All the celebrities come here."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'