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'I don't really know what a 'liberal' is. I only know that people online call me a liberal whenever I ask them to cite a reference.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"It's such a lovely day!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Booster shots

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Just Stop Boil

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Wikipedia...

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Litter Pick

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"All the celebrities come here."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"