Insecurity Conquerors Gifts

insecure frog

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Here we are."

What My Day Feels Like

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'