Insecurity Conquerors Prints

insecure frog

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Here we are."

What My Day Feels Like

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Papi, I heard something!"