Insect Intellect Gifts

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The flies have landed.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Building Sandcastles.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Bailiff."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mantis Love

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'