Insect Intellect T-Shirts

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Poky Little Pupa.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

The flies have landed.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Building Sandcastles.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

"Bailiff."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Caterpillar Portrait

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.