Animal Intelligence T-Shirts

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"Oh yes, they're quite an intelligent breed."

"If he's so damn intelligent, let him get a job."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

'I think if we were to pretend to be dumb, they would lose interest in us...'

The amazing thing isn't that Bitsy found her present...it's that she gently squeezed each gift until she found one that squeaked!

'Dolphins are one of the highest forms of life.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

A day at the transgenic races

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

Graph to find your IQ

The power of the brain

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Bee Chess

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

Head full of Books.

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'