Innuit Gifts

'...Hello anybody home?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Dog wearing a cone

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Am Awful Crammer.

Separation

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Cat king.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'Bed & Bagel'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'He took a fetching class.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Take You Home

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Granny Wear

'We're not following the poodle home.'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

The Poodle and The Twooudle.