Inuit Culture Gifts

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Really Early Vikings

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

'It from my wife, Says 'our teepee on fire','

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Nice siege!'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

How many norse power is it?

Boomerang

"Ice him."

Viking Funeral

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

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