Inuit Culture Admirers Gifts

'Our merger is off. We've broken several corporate taboos, so Nanook won't give us his blessing.'

Edvard Grieg

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'They've been on too many English raids !'

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Viking Funeral

How many norse power is it?

"Ice him."

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

"There's no need to shout!"

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'Of course you know this means war.'

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Nordic but nice"

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'Sitting Bull has sent you a friend request.'

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'