Innovative Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'Something is wrong with the laser printer!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'Let's not go by the book.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"What's a patent?"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"