Innovative Tech Enthusiast Mugs

'Something is wrong with the laser printer!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"