Innovative Structures Gifts

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

D.I.Y with dad.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Floss Street Vendor

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'He's a structural engineer.'

Access Assessments

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Soup on a stick

Workmen Lifting.

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

"He's going to have the best of everything."

'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'

"How else would I keep my solar panels in the sun all day?"

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."

"How can we make cell phones more addictive?"

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."

Modifying Bike in order to Fend off Spectators