Office Innovation Gifts

"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

It come's to my attention that you have been doing the work of two men.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Modular Offices

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Dare to be different.

Focus Group Failures

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Does anyone have a question?'

Setting up companies

Self-Employment

"We re cutting back on overhead."