Office Innovation Mugs

"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

It come's to my attention that you have been doing the work of two men.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Dare to be different.

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Modular Offices

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Focus Group Failures

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

Self-Employment

Setting up companies

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'