Innovation Mavens Pillows

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Failed mobile home designs

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"My one-man band is breaking up."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'