Innovation Mavens Pillows

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Ralph Stanley

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Agatha Christie

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

Failed mobile home designs

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"My one-man band is breaking up."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

Elton John

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

Announcing the Fad Herald. I am not worthy. Coffee. Black. Straight coffee. Are fancy espresso drinks out? Is that your pronouncement? No pronouncement. My hours have been cut back. I'm here on my own time. Furloughs are in?! You're reading too much into this. Interpretations are out.

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"