Innovation Debater Gifts

"Sledge work great for fifty millennia. Why mess with success?"

Difference of Opinion

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

More Unequal Than Others

Science Snobs

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Yellow Vests

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Popular and Unpopular Science

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Gorillas in the jungle.

Tucker Carlson

James Freeman

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

The Elephant in the Corner.