Inner Peace Champion Gifts

"And remember, peace comes from within."

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

Yoko Ono

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Make me one with everything!"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Yogi back in 5.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Working from OM.

Relax.