Inner Child Embracer Pillows

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

Many adults need to release the child within.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Congratulations!

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

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Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"It's really dark in there ."

'He took too many days off.'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."