Inner Child Embracer Prints

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"That's Mr. Rogowski. He doesn't have kids to bring to work on bring-your-child-to-work day, so he brought his inner child."

Many adults need to release the child within.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

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"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

'He took too many days off.'