Inner Child Wrangler Prints

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"If I have an inner child, I hope he comes out and helps me with my computer problem."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'm so good at this!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Where's your nose?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Beware of teething baby.'