Eternal Child Wrangler Prints

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parenting Business Deals

'He lived and died for golf.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'