Eternal Child Wrangler Pillows

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'He lived and died for golf.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Parenting Business Deals

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!