Ink Slinger Gifts

Skywriter's Block

"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Writer's Block

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

"You're a writer? But what do you do for money?"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Tomb of the unpublished author.

'And then he was struck by writer's block.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

A writer underneath a storm cloud

"Is this fiction, non fiction, or just a really long password?"

Content writers.

Tramp selling a manuscript.

Cartoonist weapons.

Publisher

Wind-up Writer

Freedom

Journalists in Dangerous Areas

"Don't write it!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

'Writer'

"That's enough. I refuse to compete with Anna Quindlen!"

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

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