Ink Manufacturer Pillows

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Shakespeare in the clink

Bring flag factories back to America.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Creator's Block

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Printers

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.